You started to play and I thought, "oh... shit" Then you started to sing, and, well, that was the end of it. Later on, I looked you up, Found your picture with your puppy And your hand in hand with an Amanda with no zits. Honestly? Thank goodness you have a girlfriend. Thank goodness you have a girlfriend. Thank goodness you have a girlfriend, I don't have to worry 'bout you, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh Thank goodness you have a girlfriend. Thank goodness you have a girlfriend. Thank goodness you have a girlfriend, I don't have to worry 'bout you, No I don't have to worry 'bout you, da ba dot I'm over it now, or I thought I was. (now, I'm over it now, I'm over it now, I'm over it) Uncovering some big flaw might finally kill my buzz. (my buzz now, ooh) But you've done nothing stupid yet (la la la, ah-ooh) According to the internet, You're kind, refined, inclined to wine and dine her just because. Good for you. Thank goodness you have a girlfriend. Thank goodness you have a girlfriend. Thank goodness you have a girlfriend, I don't have to worry 'bout you, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh Thank goodness you have a girlfriend. Thank goodness you have a girlfriend. Thank goodness you have a girlfriend, I don't have to worry 'bout you, No I don't have to worry 'bout you. Now I gotta shut that shit down, shut that shit down, shut that shit down down down down down, I gotta shut that shit down, shut that shit down, shut that shit down down down down down, 'cause, Thank goodness you have a girlfriend. Thank goodness you have a girlfriend. Thank goodness you have a girlfriend, I don't have to worry 'bout you, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh Thank goodness you have a girlfriend. Thank goodness you have a girlfriend. Thank goodness you have a girlfriend, I don't have to worry 'bout you, No I don't have to worry 'bout you, da ba dot Thank goodness Thank goodness Thank goodness you have a girlfriend Thank goodness you have a girlfriend Thank goodness you have a girlfriend now.

You said you didn't need much Already got it made The other girls can share the light You'll be my Audrey in the shade I often sit and wonder what passes through your thoughts How all that's good is soiled, and everybody rots And now we're at the end, it seems You've broken and fulfilled my mildest dreams And I don't have the answer why Oh, Sandra, why do you have to die? I offer you a river I offer you a lake And often I deliver on all the promises that I make But no, not you, my Sandra Don't turn your head and leave The other girls are envious They're turning absolutely green And now we're at the end, it seems You've broken and fulfilled my mildest dreams And I don't have the answer why Oh, Sandra, why do you have to die? (oh, oh, woah-oh-oh, oh oh, oh, oh, woah-oh-oh, oh, oh) And if you stay Maybe we can make it through October (Sandra) Sandra, no, please just last the day (please just last the day) Or anyway (ah, go try for someone else's shoulder) Lay your wait on someone else's shoulder No, Sandra, last the day (Sandra, last the day) I don't know what happened here But you're down there and I'm still screaming "No" So where do you and I belong? Oh, Sandra, tell me where I went wrong (Ah, Sandra) Tell me where I went wrong (Ah, Sandra) Please tell me where I went wrong

would you watch it even if it was a little too long? would you eat it even if it didn't fit neatly in your mouth? how can i arrange the seating so you're more comfortable with me? please feel free to interrupt me if i'm speaking too quickly please excuse our appearance as we renovate the building we are experiencing delays, we will be moving shortly (hada ba bada bada bada, bada 'n dadi ya da rra di da, di da, di da 'n de ya da do, da 'n de) maybe if i don't move, you won't notice me maybe if i stay perfectly still, you won't notice as i melt into the background maybe you won't see me sneaking out maybe, maybe, maybe... or maybe if i talked, you'd listen maybe if i knocked, you'd open up maybe if i talked, you'd listen maybe if i knocked, you'd open up (heyo, weyo, wa-o, heyo, weyo, wa, heyo, waa... ah... ah...) or maybe if i stood up, you'd take note of me maybe if i bared my teeth and let my jaw hang open, i could swallow you whole and then nobody'd have to hear from your hollow soul maybe, maybe, maybe... but baby, please don't talk, just listen if you're sleeping as you walk, be woken up baby please don't talk, just listen if you're sleeping as you walk, be woken up would you watch it even if it was a little too long?